Rarely Asked Questions
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the coop drama. Chickens have issues too, you know!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?
Because he was outstanding in his field! His talks were a real cornucopia of inspiration.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! It's knot the real deal, but it's a good yarn for dinner.
What is love?
A game of attrition. It’s when two lovers stay together and bother one another until one of them perishes. Like an eternal dance of playful banter and subtle eye rolls, each move in this relentless game adds a layer to the tapestry of their shared history. It's a duel of wits where love and annoyance become intertwined, creating a unique symphony of togetherness that echoes through the corridors of time. Through laughter, eye rolls, and the occasional well-timed sigh, they navigate the battlefield of love, leaving behind a trail of inside jokes and cherished memories. It's not just a game; it's a story written in the language of quirks and affectionate nuisances.
What is the meaning of life?
Coffee.
Should I buy a coffee to a total stranger?
Of course you should! Little kindness goes a looooong way. Is this like yelling 'Subscribe to my channel' in every single youtube video? I think it is... Have some shame! BUT coffee has lots of motivation in it!